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hey, so ... i guess all this shit wasn't a dream after all, huh?

Shit, Mike
what the hell happened to you?

and no not a dream
definitely still in a monster-infested hellhole

no idea. one second i'm here, next i'm not. then i'm back.
that didn't happen to you huh?

yaaaaay

Where did you go?

nope I've been here the whole time
and it's okay
you missed a lot of weird shit anyway
like buildings turning into living flesh weird
oh and the people of Vandare kinda hate us now
so there's that

no idea, pal.

ok well ... that's fucked up. and why do they hate us?
you guys ok after the creepy flesh buildings?

well that's slightly worrying

because some dudes called the Bloody Bones??? who I think are some sort of monster hating gang??? set up the whole thing and made us to be the bad guys
so now they hate us
yay
we're fine neither of us got eaten or even slightly chewed on

juuust about as worrying as discovering your friends' lodge is smack dab in the middle of a wendigo nest. orrrr being turned into random monsters.

classic framing. well that's nice. maybe i could become some kinda mercenary figure or something and help track those dudes down. they can call me mike three fingers. everyone will fear me.

that's good though. way to go for keeping it together, buddy.

well yeah
also the murder tunnels
don't forget about the murder tunnels

I bet they'll even have a folk song about you
that can only be played with three fingers on a guitar
for authenticity

thank you
I'm proud of not having a psychotic breakdown yet
I think that's a good thing to be proud of

right...the murder tunnels.

see, now you're talking. my legend will be epic and long lived.

but yeah i think that is. i mean, all of us should probably be sitting in the corner screaming at this point so we're doing pretty great?

of course it will
no one would ever forget your daring tales

I never thought I'd say it
but I guess we lucked out on having a night of horrifying monster terror
as bad as it was it did give us some prep for living here
made us less likely to lose our shit about all the monsters
yay?

damn right. i didn't suffer all this for nothing.

yeah. you've got a point i guess. i'm much more inclined to believe that there's some seriously freaky shit out there in the world, which lessens the shock. but is still freaky.

oh yeah
the freak-o-meter is still pretty goddamn high
plus nothing really prepares you for turning into an actual monster
I miss shoes
like that's a thing I never thought I'd miss because they were always there
but I legit miss shoes

Edited 2016-02-24 00:01 (UTC)

oh... wait, what?
so you're...turning. into a thing. what am i going to brace myself for when i come back to our home sweet home?

Edited (embarrassing LMFAO) 2016-02-26 04:01 (UTC)

It hasn't happened to you yet?
lucky

I'm a kelpie apparently
got hooves and everything
hence the missing of the shoes
also Ashley's a shade
which is like a ghost?
don't stare at her eyes she doesn't like it

r u busy?

i got questions.

Not busy at all
ask away
I'll answer best I can anyway

i went outside today? so that's good right

but there's this thing and it's got josh and ashley's names on it

idgi

That's awesome Jess :)
I'm really glad you're getting outside a lil

...oh
someone here mentioned a Josh Joshington but I thought they got the names mixed up
or something
that thing you saw has the names of everyone who's been here
and the people who...
you know
died

shit
that means Josh WAS here

well i mean
it's not like it's weird to not want to go out hanging around ppl who wanna eat my face off
but yeah sure w/e the spider doctor hasnt eaten me yet.

wait what

what do u mean died

who the fuck goes around keeping track of dead people like that that's so fucked up

Yeah that's true
it's pretty regular to be worried about that
Naomi is totes okay tho

the magical name stone apparently
I don't know why it feels the need to do that
it's like rubbing it into our faces

she's totes a _spider_
thats not going to stop being weird chris

wtf what do you mean it's magic

I hate this

why is josh there??

and ashley??

when do we get to leave already? I'm over this.

I am also totes a _horse_
these weird things happen

I don't fucking know
that seems to be the go-to response for everything here
it's so shit
I guess he's there because he was here before
and I didn't goddamn know

[Casually not talking about Ashley nooooope. ]

me too, Jess
trust me, me too

yeah i know i'm pretty pissed that it wasn't just me hallucinating. I saw some trippy shit on the boat over here & I think that means it was real too.

what do u mean you don't know

you're supposed to know everything that's your job

u had ONE job chris

What sort of trippy shit did you see?

hey I know lots of things
just not magical monster shit
because I never thought I'd need to know about that

turns out I was super wrong about that
both here and at home
but there you go

fuck magical monster shit man

just fucked up ghost ship shit. and then this snake guy patched me up and idk it was weird. kinda blurs in with the people who were supposed to be rescuing us

it was a shit rescue job for sure.

yeah but you've had all this time to learn about magical monster shit. what the fuck have you been doing while you were here

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