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[wayleadsontoway]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, c0chise. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 018.07.154.55 *** c0chise has joined 018.07.154.55 <wolfhomie69> hey, so ... <juliet-ish> r u busy? <Oliver> Hey, you still hungry? <Oliver> So there may or may not be around a 50% chance we're going to be horse friends

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lol oops

[wayleadsontoway]

It hasn't happened to you yet?
lucky

I'm a kelpie apparently
got hooves and everything
hence the missing of the shoes
also Ashley's a shade
which is like a ghost?
don't stare at her eyes she doesn't like it

[kamachete]

nah. maybe i was in some kind of hyperbolic chamber and didn't know it? nicely preserved.

sooo... you're a horse now. sucks to be you.
how can i not stare at you guys though, this is gonna be weird. until i grow a second head or something i guess.

[wayleadsontoway]

That's really fucking weird dude

I am totes a horse
I don't know but maybe if we start with not gawping
and work our way up from there to no staring
I think that might work

[kamachete]

is anything around here NOT fucking weird though

alright, i'll do my best. i feel like you're the one i'm going to be gawking at the most though. like ... you're a horse.

[wayleadsontoway]

I think precisely zero things in this place fall into the "not weird" category

I guess that's my horsey burden to bear
you know I can turn into a centaur too?
like real D&D shit
it's super cool

[kamachete]

exactly, my man.

centaur is cooler than just a horse. but i dunno, i'd rather be like...
a wizard or something

[wayleadsontoway]

yeah but when it's here
your magic spells would probably be murdery and terrible
instead of cool and fancy

[kamachete]

ok yeah probably. fine. be that way.
but what's murdery and terrible about horses.

[wayleadsontoway]

Sorry to be the bubble burster man
you mean other than the fact I need to learn how to drown people to survive?
like
actually for reals drown them

[kamachete]

this is my life now. one big bursted bubble.

uhhhh wait.




o..k. not going to the beach with you anytime soon

[wayleadsontoway]

oh my god between you and Jess I swear
I'm not going to drown you guys
you guys are officially off my "to drown" list
also the list has literally no one on it
because who wants to actually drown people other than crazy people?

I'm looking for a way around it

[kamachete]

you say that but
we just don't know ... do we?

that's good though. keep looking. we'll find a way.

[wayleadsontoway]

I'm not going to hurt any of you guys
ever

yeah that's the plan

[kamachete]

cool. assuming i don't disappear again, i got your back bro.

[wayleadsontoway]

Thanks bro and I got yours
we gotta look out for one another here