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[wayleadsontoway]

Shit, Mike
what the hell happened to you?

and no not a dream
definitely still in a monster-infested hellhole

[kamachete]

no idea. one second i'm here, next i'm not. then i'm back.
that didn't happen to you huh?

yaaaaay

[wayleadsontoway]

Where did you go?

nope I've been here the whole time
and it's okay
you missed a lot of weird shit anyway
like buildings turning into living flesh weird
oh and the people of Vandare kinda hate us now
so there's that

[kamachete]

no idea, pal.

ok well ... that's fucked up. and why do they hate us?
you guys ok after the creepy flesh buildings?

[wayleadsontoway]

well that's slightly worrying

because some dudes called the Bloody Bones??? who I think are some sort of monster hating gang??? set up the whole thing and made us to be the bad guys
so now they hate us
yay
we're fine neither of us got eaten or even slightly chewed on

[kamachete]

juuust about as worrying as discovering your friends' lodge is smack dab in the middle of a wendigo nest. orrrr being turned into random monsters.

classic framing. well that's nice. maybe i could become some kinda mercenary figure or something and help track those dudes down. they can call me mike three fingers. everyone will fear me.

that's good though. way to go for keeping it together, buddy.

[wayleadsontoway]

well yeah
also the murder tunnels
don't forget about the murder tunnels

I bet they'll even have a folk song about you
that can only be played with three fingers on a guitar
for authenticity

thank you
I'm proud of not having a psychotic breakdown yet
I think that's a good thing to be proud of

[kamachete]

right...the murder tunnels.

see, now you're talking. my legend will be epic and long lived.

but yeah i think that is. i mean, all of us should probably be sitting in the corner screaming at this point so we're doing pretty great?

[wayleadsontoway]

of course it will
no one would ever forget your daring tales

I never thought I'd say it
but I guess we lucked out on having a night of horrifying monster terror
as bad as it was it did give us some prep for living here
made us less likely to lose our shit about all the monsters
yay?

[kamachete]

damn right. i didn't suffer all this for nothing.

yeah. you've got a point i guess. i'm much more inclined to believe that there's some seriously freaky shit out there in the world, which lessens the shock. but is still freaky.

[wayleadsontoway]

oh yeah
the freak-o-meter is still pretty goddamn high
plus nothing really prepares you for turning into an actual monster
I miss shoes
like that's a thing I never thought I'd miss because they were always there
but I legit miss shoes

IGNORE THAT LAST ONE i forgot when this happened

[kamachete]

oh... wait, what?
so you're...turning. into a thing. what am i going to brace myself for when i come back to our home sweet home?

lol oops

[wayleadsontoway]

It hasn't happened to you yet?
lucky

I'm a kelpie apparently
got hooves and everything
hence the missing of the shoes
also Ashley's a shade
which is like a ghost?
don't stare at her eyes she doesn't like it

[kamachete]

nah. maybe i was in some kind of hyperbolic chamber and didn't know it? nicely preserved.

sooo... you're a horse now. sucks to be you.
how can i not stare at you guys though, this is gonna be weird. until i grow a second head or something i guess.

[wayleadsontoway]

That's really fucking weird dude

I am totes a horse
I don't know but maybe if we start with not gawping
and work our way up from there to no staring
I think that might work

[kamachete]

is anything around here NOT fucking weird though

alright, i'll do my best. i feel like you're the one i'm going to be gawking at the most though. like ... you're a horse.

[wayleadsontoway]

I think precisely zero things in this place fall into the "not weird" category

I guess that's my horsey burden to bear
you know I can turn into a centaur too?
like real D&D shit
it's super cool

[kamachete]

exactly, my man.

centaur is cooler than just a horse. but i dunno, i'd rather be like...
a wizard or something

[wayleadsontoway]

yeah but when it's here
your magic spells would probably be murdery and terrible
instead of cool and fancy

[kamachete]

ok yeah probably. fine. be that way.
but what's murdery and terrible about horses.

[wayleadsontoway]

Sorry to be the bubble burster man
you mean other than the fact I need to learn how to drown people to survive?
like
actually for reals drown them

[kamachete]

this is my life now. one big bursted bubble.

uhhhh wait.




o..k. not going to the beach with you anytime soon

[wayleadsontoway]

oh my god between you and Jess I swear
I'm not going to drown you guys
you guys are officially off my "to drown" list
also the list has literally no one on it
because who wants to actually drown people other than crazy people?

I'm looking for a way around it

[kamachete]

you say that but
we just don't know ... do we?

that's good though. keep looking. we'll find a way.

[wayleadsontoway]

I'm not going to hurt any of you guys
ever

yeah that's the plan